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Infinite Days of Kristin, Stardate 43641.5: A Regrettable Mistake

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Kristin did an interview recently with New Beauty magazine in which she answered yet more questions (still none of mine, but I’m not bitter or anything) with a focus on her morning regimen. This interview is a journalizism gold mine, guys.

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On her morning regimen:

I’ve always been pretty no-fuss when it comes to getting ready [...] I fill in my brows and use tinted moisturizer, mascara and dry shampoo, and I’m good to go!

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Perhaps it’s because I’m a dad with little concept of personal grooming, but that... doesn’t actually seem very “no-fuss” to me?

On her book:

It’s a mini memoir meets advice/how-to book.

An advice book in which she never offers anyone any advice.

On eating:

There are certain chemicals, like GMOs, high fructose corn syrup and added colors, that I just don’t eat. I would suggest starting small, focusing on one chemical to stay away from until it becomes second nature, then slowly adding others to the list.

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On her least forgettable “beauty mistake”:

Dying my hair black in high school. It wasn’t supposed to be permanent, but when you put black dye on blond hair, it’s permanent!

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Okay, except that as she reminded us in a recent silly fight on Twitter (which I missed, and I’m sorry about that, and I promise to do better next time) she’s actually a natural brunette.

First #Banghazi, and now this? I don’t know what to believe anymore.

On the one thing she wants to do that she hasn’t done yet:

I would love to do a cookbook!

GOD DAMMIT NOOOOO

Someday I’ll get my own interview with Kristin, I just know it.

(“Kristin” will be a sock puppet with a picture of KC’s face.)

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